You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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