what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
its liver damage thursday
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