so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
More tranny stories later!
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
