I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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