is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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