did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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