I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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