T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
