its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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