I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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