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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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