Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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