On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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