Duck Duck Cougar?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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