There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
farters have to be the big spoon...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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