I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
why is half of my head shaved?
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