: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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