A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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