matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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