and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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