We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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