We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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