you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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