She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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