in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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