HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
There's even glitter on my cock...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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