quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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