Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just pynch a tree in the face
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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