ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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