Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
