Duck Duck Cougar?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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