Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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