I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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