Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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