i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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