yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Randomize
