So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You ate ashes out of my bong
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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