Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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