We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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