They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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