Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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