The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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