Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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