return my video game
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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