I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
And then he peed in my hair
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