Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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