she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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