i just google imaged poop.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
