Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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