I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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